There is a highly amusing article in today’s times about women with new babies, depressed at leaving behind a promising carrier to become incubators for their I-banker husbands, are getting together in the early afternoons with each other to drink heavily.
Actually, the article is more about new mommy happy hours (same diff, no?) but don't bother reading it, it's banal. Just take this away; here are the names of all the new babies that were mentioned in the article. I will leave it up to you to figure out which are male and which are female.
If i ever knock someone up (or get knocked up myself) I am totally going to name the baby the most bizarre thing I can think of, ridicule teaches valuable lessons.